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14th June, 2017

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The ‘Covfefe Act’. Is this a real thing?

Somewhere in the middle of the universe: The 45^th president of the United States, Donald Trump in the middle of the night tweeted ‘despite the constant negative press covfefe’ and that created a spur. What did that mean? About 6 hours later the white house deleted that tweet but that didn’t mark the end of it. Man, Sean Spicer must have been killed. According to the white house these tweets would be considered official statements made by the President. Donald Trump himself has said that tweeting gives him the chance to talk to the people without any parts being altered by the media. So back to the Covfefe act which was introduced by Democrat Mike Quigley.

This act would amend the Presidential Records act and would require the national archives to store the presidential tweets and could be used for or against him in a matter. Here ‘Covfefe’ stands for ‘Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement.’ The president must be held accountable for every post. If this act is passed it could really make the President much more silent on Twitter or reduce his sudden bursts of anger and abusing people.

What the hell is going on?

Praise the President?

The white house: At the recent cabinet meeting President Donald Trump was getting praised by his ministers for things, well, he has proclaimed he has done for example he said “Never has a President achieved more than me, done more things than I have or signed more legislation than I have.” Then instead of jumping straight into the agenda, our boy Donnie asked his ministers to say something nice about him. Those guys must have been at gunpoint to be saying it and they seemed to take a pretty long time to think about nice things to say about the President. They praised Trump, not focusing on the controversies surrounding him or the trouble he was getting America into every step he took.

News flash

Attorney General Jeff Sessions was made to testify in court about the Trump Administration colluding with Russia just days after former FBI director James Comey testified in court. Sessions said he hadn’t met with any Russian officials and has no knowledge of the Russians colluding in the campaign.

He didn’t recall any meetings but that dropped hints for the special consul chosen to investigate the campaigns ties to Russia to implore further into the matter. If signs of collusion are found between Trump and Russia this could turn into a Nixon/Watergate issue all over again and may result in impeachment. Well if Trump does get impeached he would have achieved a thing that no President has ever achieved so fast and something to brag about.